marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via distraction)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(via iamthemissunderstood)

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

(via mrfizzlessaysyourelying)

notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

(via xsweet-serendipity)

fawked:

why are there 12 year old boys with 72k followers on Instagram

(Source: puq-princess, via xsweet-serendipity)

bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

(Source: speedlimit15, via wondurs)

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via no-mans-noland)

gcoky:

babyferaligator:

deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words

and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear

(Source: 420dongsquad, via rideillest)

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

(via xsweet-serendipity)