sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever
if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for
why are there 12 year old boys with 72k followers on Instagram
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear