reginasmom:

*does one thing for school* i need a year off

(via heart)

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

artichokehold:

falling asleep is so easy i could do it with my eyes closed

(via distraction)

partism:

Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face

(via unescapable)

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl, via unescapable)